The Blunder Of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Little Virgin
Something has changed
I feel it in the air
I feel it in my head
You have farted!
No
Are you sure?
Yes
Everything started with the forging of the great rings
Three were given to the elves
The providers of every kind and variety of Marijuana then existing
Seven, to the kings of dwarfs
Great growers of weed of the tall mountains
And nine, nine rings were given to the race of humans
That, more than anything else, desire the High
Because in these rings,
The secrets to enjoy the real feels of the High were sealed
All of them were fooled
Because another ring was created
In the Land of Shit
A very shitty place
That it can't be shittier
Like, like Busto Arsizio
Between the flames of Mount High
Svarion
The Dark Lord
Forged in secret a sovereign ring
To control all the others
The ring which enclosed the High itself
Enjoyed by everyone until that day
And now...
Imprisoned, making the secrets of the other rings useless
One ring
To fool them all
A final alliance between humans and elves was made
In the attempt of destroying the Land of Shit
And thus releasing the High
Long live the pussy!
The victory was close
But the power of the ring couldn't be overwhelmed
Holy shit
Ouch! Fuck you!
Ouch! Holy shit!
It was in that moment, when all hope was lost,
that Buscopan, son of Actimel, grabbed his father's sword
Svarion, the enemy of all the free smokers of the entire world
was defeated
The ring passed to Buscopan
who had that one chance of releasing its power forever
but he didn't
Sad, was his destiny
Well, because the ring has its own will
Then, its traces had been lost.
Until the day came
when the ring ensnared a new bearer
The creature named Condom
whose only desire
was not dying a virgin
(R)ing, it will be enough for me to give it to a woman
and I will have her vaggggina
What is this? Let me see
A ring
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, eh eh
No woman, no cry
You're late
Mhmh
A pusher is never late
ugly jerk
And anyway, I didn't bring a shit to smoke
You're a jerk, jerk!
Mhmh, this time I even brought the bong
Cool!
But this bong, does it hit you well? Or...
Fuck
It breaks your knees in half, eh
Then, you'll see
Nice, oh you had to see me the other night, fuck
I smoked and I was so high that you wouldn't understand
a blunder,
but sooo high! Ganjalf!
Yes, yes, I was there. But the High of then
Well, the High of then, you had to see Samgay last night
We made him smoke the sage
Fuck, we were on the top of the hill, he was conviced he was spiderman, he jumped near the windmill
Fuck! The cobwebs didn't work! A hit, that
Oh well
I gotta go
Yeah, see you later!
Bye!
Fucking hell
So, tell me, how was the harvest this year?
It went well, it went
Oooh, can't believe it
Eh though, Ganjalf, my friend
Yours is a whole other thing
Eheheh
I'm too much fun, oh
Puff, and I disappear
Who knows the face Ganjalf had
Hahaha
Puff, I disappear, puff
This is too much, hahaha
hop
Stay here
(S)tick
How did you do that?!
But are you crazy? I didn't disappear
It's you that you're high
I am not high
It was the ring in your pocket that made you disappear
So?
I've had it since a long time ago
Anyway
I'm getting out of here, Ganjalf
Amsterdam!
I'm going there
So...
Really?
And what do you plan to do with all your weed?
I leave everything to Godo
And the ring, what about it?
Do you give him that too?
Take it, it's in the envelope on the fireplace
So, dear Ganjalf, here we go.
As soon as you see Godo, say hello to him.
and give him the envelope
What if he smokes it?
You're a stoner
Farewell, dear Dildo
I will go, I will go
I will go to Amsterdam
Amsterdaaam
Amsterdaaam!
Amsterdam...
Ganjalf?
Mhmh?
Oh
Your uncle leaves you this
And I, I need to go
But how! Where the fuck do you need to go?
I will go...
Now!
Now?
But won't you leave me a joint anymore?
I can't
You will not believe it
I finished it
Oh, fuck
What the fuck is this?
A few nights later...
See you tomorrow, Godo. Bye! Bye!
Holy crap
Oh, fuck
But, what a fucking mess that is here
What the hell happened here
Hey!
Where's the ring? Where is it!?
Ganjalf's an asshole!
Eh
Found!
What are you doing?
Shhh
Are you crazy? Naah
Yes, Yes, you're crazy
Noo
No, no, you're crazy
Hold out your hand, Godo
Mhmh?
It's cold
What do you see?
Nothing?
Wait, one moment
well, no, nothing...
I can't see a shit aaaah
Wait
Wait!
Look, look at that!
It glows
There are the writings. It says...
It says...
"Fagot he who reads"
Oh, I don't know
It's a message
It's from Svarion
From the Land of Shit
Busto Arsizio?
Terrace
Stool
Cheese
The fuck...
Blue water bottle
What?
Rubber cock
and.....
Straw!
What the fuck are you saying it says "faggot he who reads"
With this what I want to say is
We need to bring this ring to the elves
Find that faggot of Samgay
...rubber cock...
Straw?
You will set off tomorrow morning
I din't want to come with you
I would have stayed at home. I had my things to do
I didn't want to come. You do bullshits and I am always behind you like a jerk
It's not fair, and I have stomachache
I feel something strange moving
Godo?
Godo!
Eh?
Eh...
Eh, I'm shitting myself
I have a stomachache, I had to take a shit!
Eh, damn, you're a phenomenon
I told you to go pooping at your place
Come on! Let's go, the road is still long
Clench your butt cheeks and...
and yeah, we can do it, come on
Resist, clench those butt cheeks!
Godo? Godo? Godo?
Ah, you're here
What the fuck are you saying?
Eh, I didn't see you, I got lost
What did you say?
Yes, well, more or less, I mean...
I shit my pants
Did you shit your pants? You suck!
It stinks! Smell it
How awful!
Get up! Godo?
Are you fine?
Yes, and you?
Where did you get this?
Aaaah
You son of a bitch!!!
I'm gonna break your bones! Vile motherfuckers with long feet
Come here that I break your bones!
But what the fuck did you do!? Jerks!
Well, listen Godo. Eh
We were hungry, soo hungry!
That jerk there... (fuck you!)
Shut up! Jerk! You are the fucking stoners as always
Run! Run! Run! Run!
The fuck?
Holy shit!
Aah, I don't want to go here
Hurry up! God, finish these motherfuckers!
F-U-C-K Y-O-U!
Tighten your buttocks!
What a shitty day!
Holy shit, fuck
I think I have a carrot in my butt
He has all the luck, oh
Faggot!
Try the pussy
Anything but carrots
But I like them more!
Holy shit! The magic mushrooms!
Mushrooms! Mushrooms! Mushrooms!
Okay okay
Take them, mushrooms! Give me a piece!
Oh, I take everything. I'll try this one
Hey! Leave some for me
The magic mushroom! This is good shit
Godo? Is this for.. Oh!
Don't eat them all, though
Don't worry!
Put them away
But this is not a mushroom, holy crap!
Holy shit! Let's go, let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Dirty fucker!
You're just on time, Ganjalf
Come with me
Lexotan
I wanted to show you my garden
My plants
My meadow!
Have you seen my green meadow?
Mhmh?
Ah, yes, nice
Maybe I wasn't clear enough
I asked you:
Have you seen my beautiful green meadow?
Yes, got it, got it
You don't have to continue
I've seen it, beautif.. Ganjalf! Eh!
Have you seen my green meadow?
I used only natural fertilizers
for my garden
I shit on every single plant, personally, Ganjalf
I grow every kind of plant
Except one
You know its name, right?
Come on! By now I know you well
You still grow Marijuana
Yes, Lexotan
You know, we've been watching you for a long time
and now you are really screwed
What do you mean?
Cops?
Worse
Worse, but, and this? What is this shit?
I will tell you what this is
This is the stone of truth
Stone of whom?
Eeh, listen, Lexotan
No jokes, this ain't doing shit. And you, cover this shit
You have seen a Marijuana leaf, right?
I know
That you saw it
You will be wondering how I know
Well, I know it because you're a junkie!
A junkie... Yes! A junkie!
Outside, there is the DEA
Holy shit!
Did you think I would have let you go so soon?
You're done with weed, forever!
You will not smoke anymore
Not anymore
Never a joint anymore, Ganjalf
You will become white
White like me
Eh, listen...
White man
I really need to tell you
That meadow of yours is shit!
Drug addict!
Piece of shit
Turn around, like a whore!
Die! Drug addict!
Holy shit, how the fuck it is raining
Mamma mia
Instead, I have a butt that is all wet
It must be Vaseline, ugly faggot
You're a jerk. Look, carrots!
One carrot
You and your problems. Come on, hurry up
A 7 Eleven
Camogli sandwich, Camogli sandwich! Pizza restaurant Camogli
Hurry up
I did nothing eh
Excuse me
Who is it?
Ohh, good evening
Do you want to eat something, mhmh?
I can prepare you a sandwich, if you want
Do you want a sandwich, mhmh?
Eh, a moment please
First, the beers
Two beers
Yes, and then 4 Camogli sandwiches, please
Camogli?
Wait, that I don't remember it
Cam.. oh! Yes
Camogli, yes, the focaccia
I remember, yes yes yes yes yes
Tasty tasty
I don't have it. Look, they are finished
And the Camogli?
Sam?
You stink, fuck
But, that one?
This one, my friend, is the malt ale
Double malt
I go to take one
For me a pear juice, thanks
Godo, there is a man there who looks at us weird
I mean, he looks you weird
I think he's mad at you. The one over there with the hoodie
Excuse me
The one over there. Mhmh
Who is he?
The one over there?
You need to leave him alone
The one over there with the little crack pipe
His name is Stripper
Stripper...
Can-na-bis
Cannabis!
Cannabis?
We have plenty
Ask that faggot there
Thunderfuck, Triple Diesel, Blueberry
Trainwreck, we never travel without
If you want, then we go outside, we smoke a joint all together
Piece of.. ouch, Holy sh..
What the f..
Holy shit
Fucking hell, where the fuck I am
And this fucking folk here?
Shit, what a blow, oh fuck
I'm high like a.. oh fuck
What the fuck is that giant pussy?
Fuck, literally the slogan for "notice me, please"
Sir stoner
So
Ganjalf told me the DEA was looking for you
Congratulations
I will help you to escape from the Nazgûl
I am already here
I will escort you to the elves
Tomorrow morning
We'll leave early
Now it is too dangerous
Where are we going?
Shut up and walk
This guy is a bit a pain in my ass, though eh
To mine too, but he is the only one who knows the way
Go where?
To Ravedell
To Ravedell? How nice
Come on, all together!
All together to Ravedell
There is also Sam who is a great jerk
You're the jerk as always, I can't do anything. I'm listening! Fag, fag, lalalalala
Ugh, I had enough of you!
Sam, we can do it
Holy crap
Mamma mia
Dickfoot, we are gonna stop with the sunset
And the joint-break?
You have done it
We have done one
And the second joint-break?
I think until tonight we are not gonna smoke
What? No smoke?
Oh, are you crazy? I mean
I can't make it
A joint along the jorney, while walking, come on
I don't think so
Marleeene?
yet? No
Are we there yet? No
Are we there yet?
No?
Are we there yet? Yes!
Really? We arrived
Let's smoke weed until we die
Sir Anderson
Wake up
Oh my god, Agent Smith
Oh fuck, Matrix
Fuck
Ugh, Ganjalf?
Yes, I'm here
You smoked heavily last night, eh?
They told me, eheh
Plus, they told me
That you even collapsed
You're a real stoner, you are
Last night?
He's collapsing
Give him a bit of water and sugar
Let's take him to my father
Now I remember
Ugh, me too
You too, what? Were you there as well?
No, it's because I also..
I've also been in a shitty situation
So, Ganjalf, drug addict!
You like the view?
What do you think? Do you still think it's a shitty place?
Look down there!
Do you see my plants?
Do you see them?! What do you think?
What do you think?
Do you like my beautiful garden?
Communist!
Well, I mean...
I really need to say this
You're garden...
It's still just a piece of shit!
And I will always smoke!
This matter doesn't end here, druggy!
Ganjalf
What the fuck do you have, oh?
Nothing, nothing
Godo, Godo!
You have recovered!
You have been well cured
He had almost always been by your side
I though you remained under drugs
It was this man who saved you
???
Ah, Agent Smith
You know I don't like when you speak in your dialect
You know, teddy bear
I really want to make love with you
You want it too, right?
If only I could
I would ride you
Until the sunrise
You know my father
No vagine until the marriage
He even forced me to put the chastity belt
And this...
This is the key
The key of my little pussy
Take it
Welcome
???
I've asked you to gather to talk you about the sovereign ring
Bring it here, Godo
Oh fuck, the ring
This is a gift
Yeah
We could keep the Ring of High
And be the only ones to enjoy it
Think about it, come on!
No need to share it with anybody!
Being high as we have always dreamed about
Only for us
It's not fair
No no no
Everybody has the right to enjoy it
Not only us
What do you know about being high?
What are you saying?
He knows a lot about it
He is Arabong
Arabong?
Also known as
"Well high"?
Well high, he is high
Keep calm
Rizlas
He may be well high
But you are jerks
So, this ring?
Mhmh?
To release the power of weed
The ring must be destroyed
Okay, do we need to break it?
I am going to break you!
You dick, oh, oh fuck, it broke my axe
Holy shit, it broke my axe
Oh my god, it broke my whole axe, this fucking ring
Do you think we are all idiots?
In order to destroy it we need to throw it into Mount High
And it can be done only by a male virgin
We need to find one!
Let's see, where are we going to find one?
Nowadays
Nobody is virgin
Not even him
And thus... nevermind
It's too much... difficult
Let's keep the ring
And let's forget about it
Let's do drugs
Let's be happy
And fuck the whole thing
Come on
Think about it, it's impossible
Come on, that's bullshit
Hey you, you're pissing us off
We understood you fuck a lot
What the fuck, he's not the only one. Mhmh
So, where do we find him?
Even the dwarf fucks
Maybe the virgin is you!
What you say, blondie?
Stop it. I was saying.. Yes yes
You got a pointing cock
If you don't let me speak it means you jerks...
* discussing *
We don't need to continue to judge each others like idiots
* discussing *
Well, then nevermind!
* discussing *
I am a virgin!
I said I am a virgin!
I will do it
I will bring the ring to the Land of Shit
Just saying that...
I am not a weirdo
I'll take you there
If you can do it, I will take you..
to a brothel
I swear
Nice, let's go then
it's okay, come on, let's go
Nice, we found the little virgin
When you will release the power of weed
I want to be there with you, Godo
Hey! Hey!
I want to go there too, yeah
We just needed the faggot now...
We're good
Hey! If the faggot goes, we come too!
Yes, of course we come too
If there is something to smoke, I am gonna be there
Always
We are going to smoke
Right?
Of course we are gonna smoke, stoner!
Let it be
You will be the fellowship of the little virgin
Nice
Shall I prepare a join?
Ohhh, that peperonata was so heavy
Look what a nice gift I bought you
Look
Engravings
Fuck
Beautiful, oh
You can't find easily, eh
Well, I saw it on Ebay
Bought it from there
Miracle Blade
III Perfection Series
Then, I bought you
Prada little shirt
Light
It's not fake, eh, original
Try it, try it
You moron
Holy shit
Holy shit!
I got scared too
Listen, never eat peperonata
It's a shit
A real shit
I can't digest
It's shit
Come on, don't worry
It will be fine. A bit of Citrosodine. Eh
What place is this?
Mhmh, this is Moria's warehouse
There should be something here
I need a flashlight
What a thing! Here it is. Holy crap it glows. Look
Ehm
What the fuck, I mean, what does this mean?
It says...
Use the key-word to enter
What does it mean?
Eh, it means we need the magic word, right?
Now we try, wait. I know one...
HARRY... POTTER!
Nope
Nothing fucking happens, Ganjalf. Wait
I know another one. Try it
Ugh, wait I know a bunch
MAXIMUM FELLATIO!
(fool) VULVUS IN FABULA!
Damn
I know another that was super secret
Oh
Wait
It's there.. "the key-word to enter". But...
"Key". Have you tried to say it?
To say? "Key" for example
Key
Can you see you're a stoner? You are one
One hour here to wait for you. "I'll do it, I am the magician"
I just understood it. Go fuck yourself
You're a stoner. Let's enter. A stoner
I can't see anything. Turn on the light
I feel bad. In the dark, I feel sick. I'm very bad. (Wait a second) Turn it on
Now I turn it on, now
Follow me
Follow my lead, you motherfuckers
I, when it was dark, I get nervous. Shh, so
Everybody follow me, okay? Mhmh?
Without being jerks
Stay behind me
Follow the light
Yes, but, stay close to me. I am afraid
kids! kids!
Stay here, stay together!
Stay together because the road is dangerous
Hey, I said wait! Fuck you, I am afraid!
Silence! (Hear the echo, hear the echo here)
What an echo! Hear the echo!
W-A-I-T
I stay here, here
How much longer?
Dude, that's it
Where the fuck are we?
Oh!
Well, yes, we got lost
Vagggina!
My vagggina!
Who the fuck is he? Oh, holy shit. He's naked
There's a naked guy
He's Condom
Condom? Yes, Condom
So?
Who the fuck is Condom?
Well, Condom...
He's a...
He walks around naked
Why? Does he walk naked?
He walks naked. So, what?
Gotcha, like when I brush my teeth
Walking naked... What the fuck does it mean walking naked?
Oh, you didn't understand
Why the fuck is there a guy who... walks naked?
What kind of questions are these? I didn't get it
Did he annoy you, perhaps?
Eh?
Look at me, come on
Has he ever tried to touch you?
These prejudices, haven't you ever tried? Eh?
No? Oh, you have not
You should try instead. It's so cool
You sprinkle yourself with butter up to your ears
And then you start running. Deep inside the crowd
Naked. I mean, you sprinkle yourself with butter and then you run?
Of course, always
And listen: it is a lot of fun. Eh eh
It may be. In my opinion it is just bullshit
I mean... the butter, everything...
You can use Vaseline. Nothing changes. Same result
You have a lot of fun
I swear. Well, next Saturday...
You come with me we do it together
Come on! At the market place
At 11AM
Do you prefer Zola cheese? Okay, We're gonna sprinkle you with Zola
I'm messing with you, bro
I don't know why he's naked. Dunno
Now I remember the way
It's about time you remembered
Careful, here it is dark
So. Ganjalf. Oh, stay close though. Fuck, I am afraid
I am afraid of the dark Yes, don't worry, follow me
I am inside the tunnellellellel
Hey, stop being jerks, you over there
Oh fuck, you are always a pain in the ass, eh
You got lost another time
This is the warehouse
Was is all full once? Then, it was full full of Cannabis. How much weed could fit here?
All full of Cannabis?
They used to keep a registry
There was a lot of weed
All these weed. Well, yes yes. Indeed, a blunder
I mean, you stay here, holy shit. You smoke everything
Full of weed. Hey, don't push me. Holy fucking shit
You are stepping on my feet
Stay away from me, asshole
Where are you.. Where are you going? Where are you going Gimmix?
Some badass turned the light on
What the fuck is this?
So?
What the fuck happened in there? It seems a brothel
Ouch, the fuck. They turned everything on
Oh! What does it say?
Eh... Why the fuck does it matter to you?
Oh, it's a tomb
Dunno, it says that somebody was born and after a while he died
Poor him
Pretty sad
Come on, Gimmix, let's go
Come on, come here. Wait a second
Oh, sorry
It's all dirty. What is this shit?
What is it?
Is it a porno?
No-o
Por... no, it's not. It's a diary
A diary? Yes, now I try to read it, eh
So...
It says...
Ah.. "raid"
"There are drums"
"They are coming"
They are coming closer
"The least noise"
"Drums"
They are coming
Fucking hell
Ugly jerk
Put your hands in your butt, little kid
Eh?
(The fuck?)
The fuck is it?
What is this?
A pisspot
There are.. the drums
Oh, shit
Let's escape!
Go go go go go go!
Go! Run run run run! Inside!
Oooh, oooh, oooh
Here we go, ah, I got you
Holy shit
We need to reach...
The bridge
Let's go! Let's go!
Down, down. Let's go downstairs
Come on, come on
Careful not to fall, eh
I have short steps, look
I am afraaaid
Go go go, look at that
Oof, almost
Can you catch me? Eh?
Come on, jump
Can you do it? Just a moment, eh. This is a arm, eh
I want a written declaration, please
And you others, come on, jump!
And I am dizzy
We need to jump
Come on!
Yeeeah You little midgets
I'm gonna throw it
Catch them!
Eh, hoy, we are not gonna throw anything eh
I'll do it. Oh, fuck. Ouch!
The beard! My beard, my beard, my beard!
Help me. The fuck...
I caught you
Godo? Eh, the fuck?
Godo. Eh? Keep calm, I'm fucking not calm
Keep calm! Here everything is falling down No!
Who brings the ring?
Yes, I'll bring it
So, who's the protagonist?
I am the protagonist!
So, if you're the protagonist, you cannot die
How come I can't die?
Here it falls, it falls, it falls!
Watch out! It will fall
Exactly where we will need it
Are you crazy? Shall we make a bet?
Now
It will fall forward Godo: I'm immortal Yes
It falls forward Godo: immortal even while dancing? No!
It falls forward Godo: dancing! Yes!
I am Connor MacLeod
Jump, jump there! Jerk!
Let's go now, come on! Let's go right now!
Come on! Run
Run! And you, Godo, stop it!
Nobody will die if you stay with me
Godo, you need to shut up
You're Godo, you have to run. No, no I'm afraid
Go Go Go Proceed in that direction!
Go ahead, run run everyone!
Godo, hurry up!
Run! Don't stop!
Pass the bridge
Pass the bridge, go, go
(Stay with me ...Immortal...)
I fell into the void
Go that way
Ganjalf!
Where is Ganjalf? I'm here, go away
Ganjalf, hurry up!
Earlier, you were able to open a door
Ganjalf!
You don't pass here
Don't be a jerk!
Ganjalf, get out of there
All right, let me show you what I'm capable of
"You're not able"
Look.... KAME-HAME-HA!!!
Goku taught me this
And now
You don't pass from here
You!
Shall not!
Pass!
Away away!
Ganjalf!
The weed! Where is it?
I have it all in my pocket
Nooooooo!
Nooo, the cannabis!
Throw me down there! Throw me down there!
Take me back!
Rizlas
Let's go
Go where?
We have to get out of here soon
Come on
Godo
Come on!
I will take you to the woods
I know a certain someone...
I'll take you to whores
Godo
Promise me you will resist
Can't I do it?
You cannot
Mind the ring
I will remain a virgin. Exactly
Oh, shit. What a nice place
Look. This one is a proper brothel
Always stairs, always stairs, only stairs in this movie. Oof
How beautiful
What a wonderful damsel
Welcome to "The Woods Brothel"
You're Ganjalf's friends, right? This is his favourite slut
I'm gonna blow your soul too
BDSM, blowjobs
Amazing footjobs
Do you like amazing footjobs?
Yes, right?
Carrots, of every shape and size
There's something for everyone
At a price which is really... fucking nothing
I will make you...
Crazy. Godo!
See you tonight at the well
I was told you have a cock that is... BIG
Hi
I was waiting for ya
Why? Ehm
Because tonight...
I fuck you
Tonight? Come closer
Yes, I come closer
What's this shit?
Come, and see
I will show you
My curriculum figae (my pussy's curriculum)
Ooh, what a story
Look into the Vaseline
Is it Vaseline?
All full of Vaseline? Who knows
Eh?
What's this?
I tried everything
Oh cool!
Elves
Hobbit
Gay
Pussies
Everywhere
and with everybody
I even tried...
with orcs You suck, please, no orcs
And this?
BDSM
Even BDSM?
Fetish
Eh? So..
The giant pussy! The pussy on fire!
It's huge!
What's up?
Are you afraid?
Did you imagine it smaller?
No, it's because I can't. I mean...
I would like to, but... I can't. I mean...
But I have decided that...
I want to fuck you tonight
Tonight...
I can't, I mean... I have the ring. I have to.. I am a virgin.. I must remain a virgin
Are you rejecting me?
Ugly, ugly...
Fucking midget
No no, keep calm. I'm not rejecting anyone
How dare you? No no I..
To reject me
It's not that I'm rejecting you. Stay quiet
I, the whore known with all the names for pleasures!
Oh, fuck. What the..
Charlotte deep throat
Deep throat?
Ketty, always at ninety
Scarlett, the strumpet
What voice do you have? Oh
How dare you rejecting me!
Oh shit, here we go again
You're crazy, oh
The fuck...
And now...
What's up?
Jerk off
Little midget
Why are you here all alone?
Mhmh?
You should not walk around alone
Your eyes are...
Weird
Let me get a good look at you
You have red eyes, Godo
It's not that you had still one..
You still have something, mhmh?
I don't know, maybe Ganjalf... No
No, nothing
Ganjalf had all the weed, you know it
Mhmh, you sure?
You know...
Instead, I think you have something
Ganjalf left you... Listen
I told you the Cannabis is finished
Do you want to mess up with me? Are you fucking with me!?
After all the effort that I do (Godo: keep calm)
You even have the nerve!
What? What are you saying?
Godo: yes, you smoked too much Bordoobie: let's do this, so, eh
You
You give me that thing that you have
And maybe we can smoke it together, eh?
Where the fuck are you going?
You fried your brain Ugly dickhead, come here!
Fucking drug addict, come here! Godo: You are under drugs, let me go!
Are you crazy?? You smoked grass
Godo: let me go, you crazy! I don't have it Bordoobie: give me the weed! Give me! Give me the weed
Holy shit!
You, you are the worst drug addict among us
Fucking...
Midget! Where are you?
Show, show yourself!
Come here
I asked you only one joint! Only one! Only one! Godo: jerk!
Joi.. Ah!
Only one
Only...
I wanted, I only wanted to...
to smoke a joint
Together, you and I, alone
There is no trustworthy person anymore in this world This one fried his brain with the joints
And what the fuck is that?
The pussy on fire!
Again, the pussy on fire!
Godo. Eh?
What do you want?
What do you mean "What do you want?"
Stay away from me!
Why?
Away
Hey, don't worry
It's me
You also have the weed, right?
Or maybe the High itself
Do you want the ring? Mhmh?
What do you want? Eh, tell me
You are all going crazy
Bordoobie just attacked me
Put it away
You are the bearer
Keep it safe, Godo
Arabong
I gotta go
Alone
Look after Sam
What's up?
Eh?
Quick
Go away!
Godo! Godo!
You're taking it up your fag ass
And find the weed!
Come on, come here come here
Run, run
What is he doing?
He's leaving
No!
No
Hey! Cops!
We have it! We're full
Come here! We have it. Run, holy shit!
We are the ones full of ganja
Go! Run!
Hey, run. Watch out!
We are here! We are here ugly assholes!
One
Two
And three
Four
It's Bordoobie
Run!
Go! Go! Oh, asshole
Wash your feet!
You need more than one arrow!
Eh, now it's hard
Aaah, they don't make me a shit!
Two arrows! Two
Poooooo
PooooooP
Help!
Now, another little arrow
Look, he wanted to play bully here
And...
Four!
Wait that I take the aim
And now I'm alone
Imagine what a situation, oh
Godo?
I could stay at home
Smoking my joints
I can't even wear the ring
And then...
I ran out of eye drops
Where are you, Ganjalf?
Godo, remember
With great powers comes great responsibilities
I am not Spiderman, I am not
Godo!
Wait for me!
I want to come with you!
Where the fuck are you going?
Ugly jerk! You don't know how to swim
Yes but... I want to come too! With you!
Wait!
Jerk as always
Sam!
Don't be a jerk! You cannot swim
Sam
Sam!
The fuck... holy crap
Wait Sam, I'm coming! I'm coming
Are you crazy?
Don't leave without me
I mean... I...
I would like to come with you I don't want to leave you
You can't
What can I do...
Without you?
What? Don't be an idiot
What were you thinking?
I mean. Sam?
Sam? You're touching my ass, Sam
Stop it
Sam! Sam, oh
Don't touch my ass
Okay friends
But in the right way. Eh
Samgay: I won't do it anymore Godo: Come on, row! Be useful
Come on, let's leave
Hey
Oh, we gotta leave otherwise we won't reach them
Yeah. Gimmix: Ehm, quick quick Arabong
I will row slowly, I tell you. They are far away
You won't row?
They... are following another path
Other path? What the fuck are you saying?
Hey! Speak...
Speak clearly
At home... I... don't wanna stay
I want to go killing the cops. To make a little mess. We are are doing nothing here
Don't worry
They are still alive
The other two midgets
They still have the magic mushrooms
And we... will go taking them
Come on
Ah, well
Gimmix: Are you fucking messing with us? Arabong: Let's go...
To hunt the cops
Heey
I'm in
Eheh, now he speaks, now he speaks. The one who waits the others to be killed. Arabong! Arabong!
Here we go, Sam
Our journey begins
Begins? But see, the movie is already over, Godo Now there are the end credits
We still have to make the second one
The second, too?
Eh, of course, jerk
We have to go to Busto
Right
Of course
Let's hit the road
Listen, Godo
But what do I do in the second one? I mean...
Do I die? Do I live? Well, because I have seen that Bordoobie died
He didn't die, moron
Eh, he no longer had his part and... that's it. Eh
Okay, but I I live, I survive. I'm always here, right? One, two...
Godo: Yes, even in the third movie Samgay: Also in the third one! Wow, how awesome!
The end?
Subtitles by @mcasp